Sunday, October 28, 2012

My Holiday Diet Plan








It all starts with Halloween...

Some of you may break the holidays down into
separate days or weeks: 

Halloween
Thanksgiving
 Hanukkah
  Christmas
Kwanzaa
New Years

(Please forgive me if I omitted your special holiday.)



However I just group them 
all together as one big holiday called:

"Overindulgence"


Maybe you like to fool yourself into thinking of them as separate holidays....
as if there is some kind of break in between. 

But we all know that once we start eating that
first bite of Halloween candy... 
it's just one big feast until the end of the year.

Then comes January 1st. when we make out our list of
New Year's Resolutions, and at the top of the list is 
starting the newest fad diet.

We all know how that turns out. 

So I am sharing my tried and true diet plan 
that is easy to follow for everyone.

No need to wait until the first of the year! 
This is a diet plan that you can start right now 
and you can adjust it to fit your taste and desired results.

I have  faithfully followed these "diet guidelines" 
and I have seen big results!



The Easiest Diet Plan *
(here is a sample of one day's menu) 


Breakfast

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk


Lunch 

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss


Afternoon Tea

The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Dazz ice cream with chocolate chips
(Maybe even a few chocolate chip cookies)


Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars


Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake
(eaten directly from the freezer)


Success at last!


A diet plan that I am able to follow... 
and with predictable results!




xox
Bunny Jean


Sharing at these fun parties:



* I am not selling or endorsing this diet plan



Thank you to Make.Bake.Celebrate. for the beautiful Swirly Halloween Cookies. 
Visit her blog to see these are more yummy recipes.

14 comments:

Alicia said...

This sounds like a winner of a diet to me! I'm really looking forward to all of the holidays this year! Enjoyed your post!

The Twisted Ribbon said...

So my very 1st thought was "wait, wha....you eat grapefruit?".....=)

Jill Harrison said...

my goodness these cookies would take anyone away from their diet! Enjoy the indulgences coming up, and have a wonderful week. I am linking up to you through Mosaic Monday.

Old Fashioned Gal said...

Haha! I have an excuse this year to pig out during the holidays. I'm pregnant. My philosophy this holiday season...bring on the carbs! :)
-Denise

Marigene said...

Sounds like a pretty good diet to me!

Marla and Steve said...

Ha ha! You are soooo right. From the Halloween candy to the New Year's feast - it all means one big belly ache.

Shelia said...

LOL! Yay you! I love this kind of diet. Sounds like me! I hide Hershey's Kisses in the kitchen and grab a handful throughout the day! ;)
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Joy Burkhart said...

Chortle!
You are just too funny, Lady! :))
Love this diet plan - I think I could stick to it, EASILY!!! LOL!
xoxo
Joy

Pam said...

Finally, a diet I can stick to! A few Reese cups added at breakfast and I'm set.

Doll in the Looking Glass said...

We always squeeze a bit of vacation in this quarter too! And no one ever diets while on vacation. I will have to copy down your diet plan and follow it to the letter.

Happy Halloween!

Debra

susan@avintagefarmwife said...

You are funny!

Jann Olson said...

Too cute! Now this is a diet that I could possibly keep to. lol! Thanks for sharing your fun humor with Share Your Cup.
Hugs,
Jann

Kathy Shea Mormino said...

I would love it if you would join me in linking up at my weekly Clever Chicks Blog Hop: http://www.the-chicken-chick.com/2012/12/clever-chicks-blog-hop-10-rural.html

I hope you can make it!
Cheers,
Kathy Shea Mormino
The Chicken Chick

Anna Higgins said...

This is a diet plan that I’ll surely love! :’> Some people have a hard time to snub all the delicious food during the holiday season, including me. You can’t just resist the tempting smell! That’s why I always trim back calories whenever I can. As what Ms. Carolyn O’Neil, MS, RD said, “Leave the party feeling satisfied, but not stuffed.” :]

- Anna Higgins

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